Bartleby, the Scrivener

If Bartleby had a facebook, it would be very simple and bland.  He wouldn't have very many friends, probably only his boss, Nipper, Turkey and Ginger Nut.  There would only be a few posted comments on his wall, most comments would be work related.  His favorites would consist of work and being solitary.  For his favorite quote, "I would prefer not to."  Bartleby's facebook would have all the new updates and he would know all the tricks there are to know, since facebook is basically his life. His last status entry would be 'good-bye for those who care, I'll be gone for a long, long time.'